Who's Who Kyle Boyd

Well, here I am - Kyle Boyd. As you may have guessed, I am Caitlyn's brother. She seems to think that I think I am God. Now, this would be convenient, but as she is an older sister and all older sisters are odd anyway, I'd ignore her. Many people seemed to think she was a bitch. Which she was, from time to time, but she's my sister so I love her. Sometimes.

Me. Hmm. I'm not all that interesting. I have my sister's bad taste in music...all those lesbian singers. Yes yes, Sarah MacLauchlin is *not* a lesbian because she married a man, I know. It just sounds neat. I really like Star Trek, but I don't dress up and go to parties like Spock or anything, those guys are weird.

I am the only freshman here. Wow. I guess freshmen will now have a sort of reference through this. I find that truly depressing that I am a representative of so many people, but oh well. I plan to rush Alpha soon. They're all dorks, and Paul (Caitlyn's ex, despite what she says, he *is* a nice guy) was a member last year, so I guess I have an "in."

I have an odd sense of humor and am not nice to those I don't like. There are very few people that i don't like, so hopefully bitching will be at a minimum. People seem to think that I am evil. Whether this is because I'm an atheist (like Caitlyn) or because I have an unkind sense of humor, I don't know. (Don't get worried, I don't kill goats and I haven't sacrificed a virgin woman in at least two hours.)

That's me. I hope that's not too far out.

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