Bill Martingale

November 26, 1996

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Almost out of here for Thanksgiving...I need a trip home to recharge.

Alright...I figure since I'm tapped out of stuff to write about, I might as well cover V-Chip's list of questions. Thanks for the help, V-Chip. I would have been flailing pretty hideously on this post without you.

1.) hmmm...$50 million, huh? First, I would by the house that we used to hold the bar in and give it to the fraternity. Make no mistake, this is not gift giving. This house holds a lot of personal memories for me and getting ownership of it would be nothing if not selfish. After that, I'd start dropping money on new electric basses and equipment, new CDs, and a couple of pairs of cowboy boots. Fairly straightforward.

2.) Returning meals connects back into the whole buffalo connection for me. I've had Bennigan's people forget to hold the blue cheese dressing from my buffalo chicken sandwich. I just ask them to do it over while trying not to come down hard on the server. I just say insulting things about the chef after we leave the restaurant.

3.) I haven't shoplifted anything that I can remember. It's a cost/benefit analysis thing for me.

4.) Nope, can't say that I've ever had a serious pass made by a friend's significant other. Now, the friend...

5.) I just let the laundry sit until I'm out of something. It usually works on a fairly regular schedule anyway.

6.) The sexiest thing ever said to me: "I'll do anything you want". The statement and willingness is far sexier than actually carrying through with anything in particular. The attitude is what makes the difference more than the actions.

7.) Yes, I believe that men and women can be friends without sexual or romantic attraction ruining it. I think that it usually comes up in at least one person's mind, but it can be worked around.

8.) I've never really had an opportunity to date someone taller than me present itself, at least not since middle school. My seventh grade girlfriend was about 2 inches taller, but that's been 9 years. I can't see as how it would bother me...it just hasn't been an issue.

9.) I can't really think of a specific "best date". The worst date I've been on is pretty simple, but then, V-Chip didn't ask about that one. Someday, I'll have to tell about the entire summer of '95. It was one bad date after another.

Muchos gracias once more, Chip, for helping this uninspired putz come up with something for DJ Dave. I have to cut the post short because I need to get the hell out of this town and my ride leaves in about 10 minutes. I'm riding north to Delaware with Mia, where I'm meeting one of my parents.

Later

Dollar Bill


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